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Sarcastic SayingsSarcastic Sayings
SAY WHAT YOU MEAN & MEAN WHAT YOU SAY!

This is no time for passive aggressive communication, hinting about hoping someone will “get” what you really mean. If you don't mean it, don't wear it.

We can't promise you clean language on these ones. If you like a patch but the language is too much, send us a message. Usually, there are cleaner versions of the patches.

B.A.D.D. Bikers Against Dumb Drivers
$2.00
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Are You Stoned Or Just Stupid
$2.00
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A Friend Will Help You Move, A Brother Will Help You Move A Body
$2.00
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Boobies make me Smile
$2.50
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Bury Me Face Down Black
$2.50
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333 Half Evil
$2.50
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Be A Flirt Lift Your Skirt
$2.00
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CAME HERE ON VACATION WENT HOME ON PROBATION
$2.00
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CAUTION DOES NOT PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS
$2.00
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Come To The Dark Side We Have Cookies
$2.00
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D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
$2.00
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Dip Me In Honey And Throw Me To The Lesbians
$2.00
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Don't Mess With Old Bikers, They Don't Just Look Crazy
$2.00
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Dying Of Natural Causes Is For Whimps
$2.00
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Everyone Loves A Girl Who Does Bad Things
$2.00
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Fuckin Ray Of Sunshine Ain't I
$2.00
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Go Ahead Make My Day
$2.50
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Growing old is Inevitable Growing up is Optional
$2.00
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Stupidity will be dealt with accordingly
$2.50
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Let me Drop Everything
$2.50
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My Sole Purpose in Life
$2.50
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